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Notice:
Due to headache demand and idiot friends I have created a forum for you to voice your opinions or whatever other bull shit you need to say to me. Watch out because I can probably kill any of you three different ways with just my thumb and a piece of boondoggle.
POSTS:
5/18/06
 "How come you only wear yellow shirts now?"
Frankie -- I don't know what color should I wear...Frankie?
5/18/06
 "Here come the Bravos."
Big B
5/23/06
 "Yep, here comes the Bravos streaking toward a 3rd place finish in the NL East! Can I get H.F. a Hell Yeah?
*crickets chirping*
6/1/06
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Gators...sweet tea "I am only putting a comment on the site to see which picture Wilson accompanies with
my profile. Wilson, your wish is granted. Enjoy."
6/3/06
.jpg) Wilson, you're a maniac. Isn't karma a bitch? ha ha ha. I laughed so hard
Boom Shaka-lacka when I read this post because I know that if Naps would have been there,
he would have pointed and screamed hysterically at you then probably did the running man or something. Anyway, if you're not ashamed to show your face in public by the time July rolls around, you have a date with Whaler's Village. You know your mission. I don't wanna catch any whip from you about it either. Get back to O'hau soon.
~Your sweet angel (ha ha ha)
P.S. -It's a shame you don't have any pictures of me to post. Maybe next trip.
6/12/06
Not Jason - Lou
I don't know why everyone is being so nice to you. Just to give you a heads up, your romantic breakdance sucks. It bombed in Atlanta, Maui, Albuquerque and it just bombed in Tampa. Figure it out Case. Debbie Gibson Rules!
6/14/06
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Gap fashion, "Bling Bling", "Yada, Yada, Yada",
myspace.com - follow the leader whoever that is.
Hey Wilson, I found this great John Mayer song you can use on your myspace. ha ha ha. Ask me more about it later.
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Gainsville G.A. whop...whop Guy, I hope you are updating your facial hairstyle more often than you are
updating this site. Oh, I forgot, life is so hard in Maui. How you are able to get through the day is beyond me, with all the palm tree climbing, bamboo weaving, dog walking, underwater reef snorkling, and lei handing out at the airport business that is going on over there. Dear God, we all know that you are taking 20 minute potty breaks every day at the Onion so you dont have to deal with Granny Blue Hair asking for her mango to be crushed so her dentures won't fall out again. Take a second and update the damn blog. Pitiful. Get it together guy and lets hop back on the horse. For God's sake, before your parents start referring to you as their alternative lifestyle child.
7/11/06
Girl I just spent an hour reading your hilarious stories. I must get back to work. How's my
god child?
8/8/06
John Anderson Case:
What the F_ck. You proceed to call me out in your last email and have
the audacity to say that I hadn't bought you a drink last time. So I sit, by the
phone, waiting and hoping that just this one time, that I, can be invited into
the Casey Wilson inner sanctum. And wait and wait I did.
Mr. Georgia (this is certainly the year to beat them Gators) Bulldog Gigniallat
never coordinates the welcome home party for the beloved one.
So today, August 8, 2006, I have finally determined that my man Casey will
not call and I will miss another all night drinking party. What a sad day it is.
8/29/06
John Griner -
Financial Consultant/Priest
Your website is stupid, my daughter has aready read half the
books you are reading and she's in the 9th grade.
Here's a fun stunt you should do. Take a large nail and she if you can
hammer it into you head right above your ear. I bet it would make a
great picture
9/15/06
Wavy Hair
Wilson, it's been about two months since you have posted anything. I'm
tired of seeing the finally updated for July ticker scroll across the screen. It's
September, check yourself.
10/24/06
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Stevie Nix - Seriously that's her name.
Hey Wilson, let me tell you the story of where I was when the earthquake hit really quick... :) I'm glad I'm not the only one who was fed up to the ears with the "What did you do during the earthquake power outage" stories the next day at work... You did what everyone
else did...cooked everything perishable in your fridge on a 9X9 charcoal grill in front of the house, and invited the neighbors up for a five hour game of Yatzee. NO ONE CARES!!! Anyway, I just wanted tomake a comment about the fact that you update this website about as often as you check your myspace, which is really quite a shame. Because I don't really care about your journal, but it does offend me that you're not reading the messages and comments that I'm leaving you. And, the one good thing about the power outage was that PRINCE and The Doors could not be blared from the speakers of any two-star restaurant on the island...it was 15 hours of bliss. BLISS I tell you! Ha ha ha. I kid. I kid. *Runs and hides before you shuto me in the throat.
3/13/07
Nicky White Pants
I like your style and LOVE the mustache. You could teach your brother Lou a few things about style. I like your Girlfriend's boobs!! | 
